🔥🚨 BREAKING NERD ALERT! 🚨🔥 CEOs of Discord, Twitch, and Reddit are about to throw down in Congress like it’s some wild 2v2 Fortnite match, and we’re all just here for the chaos! 🤡💥 The House Oversight Committee is basically saying, “We need you to explain why your platforms are turning our little gamers into radicalized schizo lizard people.” 🤖💀 Maybe they just wanted to know if anyone’s been trolling on their lunch breaks—no cap! 💰🤣 💡 **Leaked CEO Chat**: **Discord CEO:** “Honestly, we just wanted to host an epic gaming tournament, but instead, we got a bunch of people radicalizing in our Voice Chats. 📅 Can I get a refund on online community management skills?” **Twitch CEO:** “I thought we were just here for the ASMR streams and booba. Now I have to explain why our chat is wilding out? 😬” The right meme can explain anything, right? 🧠 *This is fine* as the CEOs prepare for their testimony on October 8th. You just KNOW it’s gonna feel like their first time at a school dance—awkward, cringe, and way too many stream overlays! 🚀 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: After this meeting, Congress will form a new subcommittee specifically dedicated to preventing digital radicalization through cat videos. Cat memes save lives, fam. Stonks! 📈💖✨ Share if you believe that! 💯