🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. just dropped a 100% CHIP TARIFF, and it’s spicier than a jalapeño-flavored red flag! 🔥🚨 In a move that literally made economists scream “this is fine” while the chip industry burns 🔥💀, the big guy in the White House 👔 and his trusty sidekick Tim Cook 🍏 have decided to slap a 100% tariff on chip imports like it's an overcooked Thanksgiving turkey. 📈💩 But don’t worry, TSMC and Samsung get that sweet exemption pass like they’re the cool kids at the nerd high school. 🤓💰 One “totally real” developer quoted, “So we’re just expected to make chips at home? My mom is gonna freak out when I turn the kitchen into a semiconductor factory.” 😂📦 At this rate, we might as well just print chips on our 3D printers and call it a day. What’s next? Full-on tech war with “Chip Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Tariffs”? 🍿🚀 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll be using Doritos as currency because corn is the ultimate domestic production! 🥴💳💥 #BasedOrCringe #ChipocalypseNow