🚨💥BREAKING: Uncle Sam’s got a taste for lithium! 💰🤖 That’s right folks, the U.S. government just slapped a 5% equity stake on Lithium Americas like it's a fresh pair of Yeezy's. Yeah, you heard that right! This isn’t just any lithium mine—this bad boy is about to become the biggest producer in the Western Hemisphere by 2028. Think “Electric Boogaloo” but with more environmental drama! 💀🎭⚡ But before you shout “stonks!” and throw your cash around, let me remind you: while the USA is busy turning Nevada into a lithium playground, local Indigenous peoples and ranchers are waving their protest flags like they just joined a TikTok dance challenge. It’s a full-on “This is fine” meme situation over there. 🔥✋ 🤣 Leaked developer quote: “We're sitting on a goldmine, but also kinda giving everyone anxiety. Can we just have one boring episode of politics?!” 🚀🎢 As Trump and GM get cozy over this lithium venture, YOU might wanna check how much lithium is in your phone before you start claiming it's “sustainable.” 🤡💦 **Hot take**: In five years, we’re all going to have to trade our unused electric scooters for lithium stocks. Because why not? 💀🚀💸