🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨: The US Government has decided that your Wi-Fi router is a national security threat. 😱💀 That’s right, folks. Say goodbye to TP-Link, aka the “I NEED MY INTERNET FIX” router of America. You thought only TikTok was spying on you? Nah fam, it’s also your router! 😂🤡 Sources say more than half a dozen federal departments are *sniffing around* like it’s a Sunday sale at Walmart and you’re combing through the discount bins. 🛒✨ “We must protect our WFH Zoom vibes! 💻🦾” — leaked quote from a developer currently crying in the corner of a Reddit thread. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are already screaming “THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK™.” 🤔🔍 You know the stonks are dropping faster than that last bit of Wi-Fi in your living room—it’s giving “this is fine” energy. 🐶🔥 What’s next, banning your microwave because it’s plotting to start World War 3? 🤖⚔️ I can see it now: “FridgeOps: The War on Kitchen Appliances.” So get ready guys, because in 2024, we’ll be accessing the internet via carrier pigeons. 🕊️🚀 Hot take: If your router goes down, just yell at the sky and hope for the best! 😜💥 #DeepFriedInternet 🥴💰