US gov: "Hold my coffee, we're gonna swing for Google again" ☕️💀 #BigTechDrama #SeetheAndCope
🚨BREAKING: Uncle Sam’s about to throw hands with Google again! 🚨🤡💥 So, brace yourselves, fam! Starting Monday, we’re diving back into the courtroom drama like it’s the ultimate tech sequel – "Monopoly: Google Edition" 📚💰. The feds got rejected the first time (you know, like that one Tinder date who ghosted you) but ARE BACK, fighting for ad market justice! 🤖💪 📌*Cue epic trial montage* 📌: Lawyers are about to roast Google in a two-week courtroom showdown worthy of a Netflix series. Just picture it: Judge Mehta rocking a gavel like it’s a mic 🔥🎤, while Google’s lawyers are sweating harder than a coder at a hackathon without caffeine. 💀 BREAKING NEWS 💀: Leaked convo between Google’s lawyers: 🦸♂️ Lawyer 1: "We’ll just say ‘AI’ a bunch and they’ll forget we’re an illegal monopoly." 🦸♀️ Lawyer 2: "Or we could just gift them a box of cookies. 🍪" Just classic cope and seethe behaviour, let's be real. 👀 So, what’s next? Tbh, I predict Google is gonna pull a DRAMATIC stunt, like dropping #GoogleEarth2™ or something. You heard it here first, folks: Google's gonna sprinkle some magic pixie dust to distract us while they plot their take over of Mars. 🌌🚀 This is a certified meme moment, so share this chaos with your friends or I’ll send Judge Mehta after you! 🏃♂️💨💥 #JusticeForCompetition
