💀🚨BREAKING NEWS: Big Brother Just Got a Glow-Up—Meet META'S LLAMA! 🦙💥 So, the US government just said, “Hold my coffee, we’re getting a Llama!” 🤯 Yup, you heard that right! The Trump administration is dropping the hottest new AI tool like it’s a mixtape, and it’s OPEN-SOURCE, baby! 🔥 👮‍♂️💻 That’s right, Uncle Sam is officially vibing with Meta’s Llama, joining the club of other tech titans trying to keep tabs on you... and your memes. Remember when we thought Skynet was the worst? Nah, it’s Meta’s Llama, and it’s here to analyze your TikTok dances! 💃😱 *Leaked dev quote:* “I honestly thought we were going to be building AIs to write poetry. Now it’s just ‘how do we spy... I mean, assist, the citizens?’ 🤖🤔” So while companies like Apple and Google are still charging you an arm and a leg for privacy, the government is just like “Yo, let’s roll with this free llama. Stonks! 💰📈 *Drake points*” But hold your horses! 🐴 Is it me, or is this just a trap for those *this is fine* memes? 😳💩 At this rate, soon we’ll be getting Llama emojis for our tax forms! 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED HOT TAKE:* In 2024, politicians will be running their campaigns with Llama-powered TikTok dances! #LlamaRave2024 #MakeAmericaGroovyAgain 🕺💥 Get ready to share this chaos—let's watch the world burn! 🔥🔥🔥