🚨📢 **BREAKING: U.S. Government's New Hobby is Mining? Like, for Real?** 💰💀 So, the U.S. government just pulled a power move 👀🔥 and decided they’re not just gonna be chillin’ in Washington like it’s some tech scaffolding party. Nah, fam, they’re gettin’ into the lithium game by snagging a 5% stake in Canadian lithium miner Lithium Americas! Yup, that’s right! 💀💸 “Why lithium?” you ask? Apparently, they think they can craft some **high-voltage stonks** 💎📈 for all the EVs coming soon! Who knew Uncle Sam would be flexin’ in the mining industry? 🚀🤖 One *imaginary* developer said: “Honestly, we just saw what Tesla was doing and thought, ‘Let’s make some cash too!’” 🤡 And you can bet GM is already plotting their next “cool car” project. It’s like watching a TikTok creator getting brand deals: super cringe but super based! But here’s the tea ☕️: Do we really want the government deciding where our ore comes from? I mean, next thing you know, Biden’s gonna be hosting “LITHIUM WEEK” on some cringe YouTube channel! 👎💥 🔮 Prediction: In five years, we’ll either be driving around in electric cars made of *literal cheese* or the government will claim *full ownership* of every freaking lithium mine in North America. This is fine. 🐸✨ Share this chaos, fam! ✌️💥