🚨💰BREAKING: WHEN AI MEETS THE GOVERNMENT: DOLLAR STORE COLLAB WE DIDN'T ASK FOR 💵🤖💥 So listen up, fam! The US is about to give ChatGPT Enterprise a 💸*SICK*💸 deal – basically, for the price of a sad snack from the vending machine, every agency gets access! 😱💀 That’s right, folks... just $1 PER AGENCY! Move over dollar store, the government is serving up that AI sauce! 🤡✨ Imagine: 2 million fed workers all trying to use ChatGPT to understand their chaotic lives like, “This is fine” while simultaneously Googling how to file a complaint about the printer... 🤷‍♂️🔥 I can see it now: “Hey, ChatGPT, how can I convince the boss my PowerPoint is *actually* good?” Some *"leaked"* quotes from a disgruntled IT dude: “Yo, I’m about to just put ChatGPT on the employee of the month wall. Fed workers can’t even use a stapler, but AI? They’re *lit*! Ayo, this is gonna grip everyone like it’s an emotional support corgi! 🐶✨” And here’s a hot take 🔥: In 2025, we’ll see federal meetings replaced by ChatGPT debates. stonks 📈, but also cringe, no cap! So buckle up, folks! The government’s about to vibe with AI like it’s 2020 TikTok dance challenges. Get ready for the inevitable chaos! 💅🏽🚀💥