🚗⚡️BREAKING NEWS: US EV SALES ARE BOOMING—FOR NOW! 💥😂 Hold on to your chargers, fam, ‘cause the electric vehicle market just got hotter than a stolen Tesla in a high-speed chase! 💨🔥 Thanks to some government handouts that are juicier than a Thanksgiving turkey 🦃, it’s raining EV sales like it’s Black Friday every day! 🎉💰 But wait—before you grab your popcorn and start stonking, we’ve got some spicy tea 🫖. This EV party might be short-lived! 🌪️💀 🤔 “We might be riding a wave, but it’s like surfing in a kiddie pool,” says a *totally real* source at Chevy who definitely didn’t just look up ‘how to make electric cars’ on Google. 👀 “Wait until those government subsidies run out! Then it’s gonna be *this is fine* dog in a burning car territory.” 😂🔥 In a world where Elon is basically Iron Man 🤖 (and way too obsessed with Dogecoin), it’s clear we’re heading towards an electrifying rollercoaster 🎢 that could end with a “Did we really think this was sustainable, bro?” 🤷‍♂️ So, buckle up, nerds! My hot take: in five years, we’ll all be driving hoverboards while crying over our crushed EV dreams. 💔🚀 #Pray4AutonomousDoom #CringeButTrue