🚨💻 BREAKING: The White House just dropped the ultimate AI mixtape – “AI Action Plan: Beat China or Bust!” 🎉💥 #StonksGonnaGoBrrrr Folks, it’s official! Uncle Sam is flexing those tech muscles 💪 and saying “China, hold my beer 🍺”. In a plot twist straight outta a bad dystopian movie, the White House is like, “Regulations? Nah, let’s YEET those permits and unleash the AI horde!” 💥🔥 While we’re out here thinking the only thing getting eased is my stressed life 😂, the Trump administration previously tossed in some “let’s juice up the energy supply” vibes, because, ya know, who needs renewable energy when you can have an army of robots 🤖💰? Fake quote from a ‘developer’ in the White House leak: “If we keep making AI easier to build, we might just have Skynet by 2030. But at least we’ll beat China!” 🤯💀 #GalaxyBrain And as we all know, this is just the beginning. Mark my words, by 2025, we’ll be literally running our households on AI. “I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t let you do the dishes.” 🤡✨ TL;DR: Welcome to the future where the US is trying to turn into a tech titan while simultaneously lowkey making Skynet. Can’t wait for those robot overlords… or whatever. 🤪👾 EMBRACE THE CHAOS! Share this or face imminent AI takeover! 🚀🔥#CopingWithChaos