"US DHS snatched CISA staff for deportation squad ππΌ Say goodbye to your career or welcome to ICE, fam π¬π₯ #Yikes"
πΌπ¨ BREAKING: The US DHS just pulled a *βyouβre fired!β* that even Donald Trump's hairstylist would be proud of. π Hold onto your keyboards, folks, because hundreds of CISA peeps are being yanked from safeguarding our cyberspace and tossed headfirst into the ICE deep end! π±π€‘ That's rightβthese heroic keyboard warriors π¦ΈββοΈ are now expected to swap their firewalls for deportation forms. *LMAO* imagine telling your mom you went from fending off cybercriminals to helping deport them. π€¦ββοΈ #CareerGoals #NotBased #Cringe In an *EPIC* move, insiders say anyone who refuses this new gig will be DUNKED faster than that time your crush ghosted you. βBro, like, I just wanted to save the world in my pajamas!β a βsourceβ allegedly said while scrolling through memes on his lunch break. ππ₯ MEANWHILE, the rest of us are just over here like... π *This is fine* while sipping our lukewarm coffee and keeping an eye on the next mega cringe tech trend. π€π° π₯π₯ I predict the next DHS initiative will involve teaching these now-highly-skilled deportation experts how to dump code while dodging existential dread. Buckle up, fam. It's gonna be a wild ride into the future of government projects. *Stonks*? More like *DUMPED!* ππ Share if you think the tech world has lost its mind! π€―
