💼🚨 BREAKING: The US DHS just pulled a *“you’re fired!”* that even Donald Trump's hairstylist would be proud of. 📉 Hold onto your keyboards, folks, because hundreds of CISA peeps are being yanked from safeguarding our cyberspace and tossed headfirst into the ICE deep end! 😱🤡 That's right—these heroic keyboard warriors 🦸‍♂️ are now expected to swap their firewalls for deportation forms. *LMAO* imagine telling your mom you went from fending off cybercriminals to helping deport them. 🤦‍♂️ #CareerGoals #NotBased #Cringe In an *EPIC* move, insiders say anyone who refuses this new gig will be DUNKED faster than that time your crush ghosted you. “Bro, like, I just wanted to save the world in my pajamas!” a “source” allegedly said while scrolling through memes on his lunch break. 💀🔥 MEANWHILE, the rest of us are just over here like... 🌌 *This is fine* while sipping our lukewarm coffee and keeping an eye on the next mega cringe tech trend. 🤖💰 💥🔥 I predict the next DHS initiative will involve teaching these now-highly-skilled deportation experts how to dump code while dodging existential dread. Buckle up, fam. It's gonna be a wild ride into the future of government projects. *Stonks*? More like *DUMPED!* 💀👀 Share if you think the tech world has lost its mind! 🤯