🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: SCAMMERS ARE RICHER THAN YOUR EX! 💰💀 Yo, folks! So the US DHS just dropped some 🔥 tea: Chinese criminal organizations have raked in over a whopping $1 BILLION in the past three years just by sending *scam texts*! 😱 Like, what are they doing, selling candy crush cheats? 🍭👀 Proofpoint just came out like "hold my ramen 🍜" and reported a RECORD 330K TOLL SCAM TEXTS in just one month! That’s like, enough to fill the Super Bowl stadium with confused boomers trying to pay their "unpaid tolls." 💵🏟️ Picture this: 🧠🧠🌌 Gangs hitting you up like, "OMG, you owe us $100 for that imaginary toll. Please provide your credit card info!" And you’re out here like, "Bruh, this is fine. 🔥🐶" 😤💔 I asked one "developer" what they think, and they said, “Scammers? Pfft, my grandma can scam better than this!” *Flexing meme on screen* 🤣💪 Remember folks: if you’re getting a text from “the IRS” about your unpaid taxes, it’s not the IRS. It’s just a Chinese criminal sending you a luxury Gucci bag, courtesy of your bank account! 👜💸 Unhinged prediction time: In 2024, scammers will evolve and start sending you miracle diet plans through holograms. 👽🔥 No cap! SHARE THIS or your grandma will be next!