🔊💥 *Gamer Alert!* The Atlantic Council just dropped a truth bomb: the US is playing Cyber Power Monopoly🧩, but guess what? There’s too many middlemen and not enough hackers! 💔😱 💰💰💰 Forget your NFT investments, folks; we’re stuck with a zero-day supply chain that’s more bloated than a gamer after a three-day LAN party! 🕹️🌭🚫 The level of middlemen is so high, it’s like trying to buy a PS5 off a scalper who just called in his friends for a group buy. Stonks? Nah, stonks going down! 📉📉 🔥💀*Leaked Dev Quote*: “Bro, we have more middlemen than a Zoom meeting with 10,000 people. I can't even code a hello world without going through 15 approvals.” 🔑😂 Meanwhile, China is out here like *Drake pointing* at their efficient zero-day marketplace, while we're all just standing in the corner like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. But fr fr, hear me out: If the US doesn’t level up its cyber supply chain game, we’re gonna end up playing second fiddle to countries that just learned how to turn on their computers while we’re stuck in Windows Vista 💻💀. 🚀 Prediction time: In 2025, the US will declare a “National Middleman Awareness Month,” and the only weapon we’ll have is a vintage flip phone! Get ready to dodge those hackers while living in a cyber apocalypse! 😱🤖