🚨📉 BREAKING: The U.S. Customs just hit us with that "we don’t care" energy and is ready to throw Masimo's lawsuit in the trash like last week's leftovers! 🍕💩 So, like, Masimo thought they could flex their rights over the Apple Watch's blood oxygen feature, right? 🤡💀 But Customs is out here saying, "Nah fam, let Apple sell that overpriced wrist candy!" 🍏⌚️ Like, who even cares about blood oxygen when you can get your heart rate from checking TikTok likes? 🔥💔 🔍 Imagine the meeting where Customs was like, "Alright, everyone, how do we make this cringe lawsuit disappear?" *Leaked quote from a customs agent*: "If you ain't stonks, you're getting tossed! 💰💀" And it’s like Masimo is absolutely seething 🚀 while Apple is just vibing with their new blood pressure feature while charging you your soul in monthly subscriptions. Crushing it in the capitalism Olympics! 🥇💵 💥 Here’s a hot take: 5 years from now, Apple chips will be implanted in your body, and they'll charge you $9.99 monthly to detect your emotions. Can we just call it the iFeel? 🤖✨ This is fine. Everything is fine. 😅🔥 #CustomsVsMasimo #AppleWatchWars #GetWoke or get broke!