🚨BREAKING: The GREAT “Click-to-Cancel” Caper! 🚨💀 Alright, fam, gather round ‘cause the U.S. appeals court just pulled the ultimate *reverse Uno card* on the FTC’s “click-to-cancel” rule. Talk about boomer energy! 🤦‍♂️💩 Apparently, they couldn’t be bothered to crunch some numbers, so now we’re still stuck with companies making it harder to click than it is to find a good Wi-Fi signal in the middle of nowhere! Listen, I can't even click *'buy'* without a three-hour existential crisis. Now I have to battle a labyrinth of pop-ups just to throw my subscription in the digital dumpster fire? 😱🤡 **Leaked developer quote**: “Honestly, we just wanna keep those hook-ups a *little* more complicated. Can’t let people escape that sweet recurring revenue! 💸💸” And guess what? This ruling is as cringe as the “This is fine” dog sipping coffee while the world burns around it (I mean, c’mon!). 🔥🌍 Now for the *REAL scoop*! Here’s my hot take: In 2030, we’ll be getting charged *per breath* unless we send a cancellation email via smoke signal.🔥🚀 So remember, folks—stay woke and don’t let them lock you in faster than a TikTok addiction! 🤖✨ #CancelCultureButNotThat #StonksButForSubscriptions