🚨💀 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🚨💀 The US federal court filing system just got hacked again! This is not a drill, folks; it's a tech cringe-fest. 🤡✨ According to a *super senior* US official (you know, the ones who probably still use Windows 7), these "rudimentary security issues" have been haunting us since 2020 like a bad TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💔 Imagine, the government trying to keep our secrets safe like that one friend who always forgets to change their password from "123456"! 🤪🔑💀 If I had a nickel for every time they said, "It's fine" while their whole system is literally on fire, I’d be rich enough to buy a throne made of RAM sticks! 💰👑 Leaked quote from an IT intern: "When you say 'rudimentary,' do you mean we still have the same firewall as my grandma's ancient router?!" 😂🔥 Drake's got a point: “Get a better security system, say no to hackers!” 😤🚫💽 So get ready: in 2024, the courts will likely still be using Post-it notes and wet napkins for data storage. If this doesn’t scream “staying in the stone age” — I don’t know what does! 😱💥 My hot take? The only thing getting filed away will be our dignity. 🤖🚀 #HackAttack #NoCap