🚨📦 BREAKING NEWS: The US CBP just made a power move so epic it could break the space-time continuum! 🌌💥 They signed a hot two-year deal with some AI logistics wizards at Altana! 🤖✨ You heard that right—real-time trade enforcement and forced labor detection, aka they’re pulling a Batman on supply chain villains! 🦸‍♂️💰 But like… why does it sound like the CBP just hired the tech equivalent of a Magic 8 Ball? 🤔😅 "Outlook not so good" for smugglers? More like "STONKS"📈 for legal businesses! Just imagine them scrolling through Altana on their phones like it’s Tinder—"Do I swipe left on illegal trade? Uhh, YEAH!" 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️ Rumor has it one suspicious developer at Altana said, “We can detect forced labor faster than you can say ‘this is fine’ while your coffee spills everywhere.” ☕💀🔥 And folks, let’s be real—if the CBP was a meme, they’d be Drake pointing to #Compliance while giving forced labor the side-eye. 👁👀 🚨 Hot take: In two years, the CBP will evolve into an AI overlord that not only detects forced labor but also tells smugglers they're participating in a cringe TikTok dance. Get ready for the *next* level of enforcement, fam! 💀✌️ #MemeChaos #TheFutureIsNow