🚀💥 BREAKING: NASA’s Going Full “Nuke the Moon” Mode and It’s NOT a Drill! 💥🚀 Forget your boring groundhogs! 🤡 NASA's clock is ticking down to 2030! That’s right, they’re *literally* racing to slap a 100-kilowatt nuclear reactor on the Moon. 🌕💣 Why? Because, my fellow space nerds, they want to go from "hoomans are stuck on Earth" to "NASA STONKS to the moon!" 📈💰 👽 “We could be sipping tang and throwing space rave parties by 2035!” - A leak from an *unnamed* NASA intern or possibly just my imagination. But let's keep it 100: this isn’t just a wild space flex. With NASA on this reactor grind, we’re talking about a potential moon base (sorry Elon, you’ll have to up your game because Mars is sooo last era), and genuine *space tourism* becoming a thing. 💸🔥 🧠 This is where the galaxy brain moves in! Get a load of this theory: If the Moon party starts popping off, Earth could turn into the cringe homebody, stuck to TikTok while the cool kids are in low-gravity dance-offs up in Luna! 🤯🕺 So get ready to watch space exploration, or as NASA might call it, "Project Moonin’." 🌌💀 Will it be a grand success? Or will it end with, *this is fine* vibes? Only time will tell… 🕰️👀 *Hot Take*: By 2035, the Moon will be the next theme park, complete with low-gravity roller coasters, and we’ll all be booking our trips via MoonAirFlights - no cap! 🛸✈️✨