🚨💥📱**BREAKING NEWS: The Phone Police are coming for your memes!** 📱💥🚨 So apparently, Customs and Border Protection (CBP) is on a hot streak 🔥, going through almost 15,000 devices just between April and June—like they’ve got a grudge against TikToks or something. That’s a *seventeen percent* increase year-over-year—bro, they’re searchin’ more than my ex looks for relationships. 💔😂 In true "this is fine" meme fashion, let’s all just pretend our deepest, darkest DMs and cringe TikTok drafts are safe... right? 🤡💀 Leaked convo from a CBP agent: 👮‍♂️ “Dude, I just found a whole thread of dad jokes!” 👮‍♂️ “Bro, just delete 'em. We can't let the world know we’re this cringey!” And you know what that means—our phones are basically new pets that we love, but like, they're getting seized by *actual* pet police now. Oof! 😳💔 *Hot take alert!* 🚨🚀 I predict that one day soon, we’ll have to approve a “Border Pass” for meme-worthy pics before heading over the border. 👀💰 If not, prepare for a future where your best friend is an AI that totally knows your cringe phases. Brace for the chaos, fam! 🤖💥💀