🚨💰💀 Hold onto your GPUs, folks! We’ve got a new player in the banking game and it's named after a dwarf kingdom? Welcome to Erebor Bank, where your crypto dreams go to either thrive or die in a fiery pit of incompetence! 🔥🏦 Founded by meme-lord Palmer Luckey (yeah, the Oculus dude), Joe Lonsdale, and a squad that makes ‘The Avengers’ look like a local D&D group, they’ve just snagged the OCC's *conditional* approval like they’re dodging tax season! 😱💸 You know what that means? A whole lot of tech bros are gonna throw their money here, thinking they’re about to hit the stonks jackpot! 📈🤖 Imagine this convo in the boardroom: **Palmer:** "So, like, will we finance crypto or buy a dragon?" **Joe:** “Both, but only if it has AI!” **Random Developer:** “This is fine.” (sips overpriced oat milk latte) ☕💀 So, now they’re set to “serve” tech companies like GPT-chan and Bitcoin whalers. But let’s be real, we’re just one algorithm malfunction away from them accidentally funding Skynet. 🤖💥 Hot take: In three years, we’ll all be using Erebor Bank to *buy* our groceries and *sell* our souls, and I’m fully here for it. 📈💀🚀 Share if you think they’ll crash faster than your last crypto investment! 💣💩