💸💥 Y’all ever seen the US Army going full *midlife crisis* vibes? 🚀 They just dropped *$159 million* on a collab between Anduril and Meta for combat goggles 🤖💀! Yeah, you read that right, while we were busy wondering how to keep our plants alive, they’re out here getting Meta to cook up future soldier eyewear that probably has a “like” button built right in. This ain’t your grandma’s army, fam! But hold up, Rivet is like, “Not on my watch!” 🚫👀 They just flexed with a *$195 million* contract for their own goggle prototype. In a classic *Drake pointing* meme, Rivet's like, “I’m too good for Meta's social media drama!!” 🤡💩 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Yeah, we just want to make sure soldiers can *see* all the memes in real-time while dodging bullets... Because why not?" - An unnamed engineer trying to justify life choices. So, what’s next? A TikTok integration for military training? MIlitary-grade VR goggles synced to TikTok dances? *This is fine* memes everywhere! 🔥🔥 🌌 Hot take: In 2030, the soldiers will be using AR glasses to *swipe right on tactical errors* because why stop at combat when you can date while in the line of fire? *Stonks!* 💰💀