🎅🌠 Ho ho HOLD UP, fam! Guess what? The tech hoarders are coming out of hibernation early this year! 💰💻 According to a *BOOM* 🧨 CNET survey, US adults are about to go full send and drop a whopping 💵 $931 on gadgets this holiday season! 🎁 That’s right, your bank account just cringed harder than Matt Gaetz at a normalized Zoom call. Peep this: half the shoppers are like “Nah, Black Friday? I’m vibing with Cyber July or whatever” 🤡. They’re hitting the virtual aisles months in advance! Why? Because they want to dodge those potential price hikes and EMPTY SHELVES (remember the PS5 craze? Cringe)! 😱📉 I can just imagine the CNET experts huddled like the Avengers over a laptop, trying to figure out the best strategy: 🧑‍💻 "Should we tell them to shop early?" 🧙‍♂️ "Nah fam, just let them seethe when the prices spike!" 🧕 "Stonks going crazy, let's roast them a little!" So, what’s the actual play here? 🎤🔊 Shop early, save cash, and avoid the meme-worthy meltdown 🎭🔥. But here's the unhinged prediction: next year, tech companies will be introducing “normal” prices exactly when they’ve banked on us being broke post-holiday. Watch out! 🤖💥 #HotTake #HolidayShoppingMadness