🔥🐉💥👀 *Breaking News, Players!* The Pokémon TCG *Phantasmal Flames* is out here hotter than your mom's lasagna on Thanksgiving! Pre-orders drop TODAY, and they’re livin' at Wally World! Walmart’s out here flexing like 2020’s TikTok dance trends, and trust me, you don’t wanna miss this🔥⚡️ 👾 So what’s the tea? Mega Charizard X ex is back and looking like he just strolled out of a *Dragon Ball Z* episode! This card's about to smite your opponents harder than your ex on Instagram post-breakup 🥴💔. THAT’S THE STONKS WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! 🙅‍♂️💸 But don't be caught slipping, fam! You KNOW scalpers are lurking like that one kid who shows up late to the group project. "Uhh, can I just use your work to get a good grade?" *This is fine* meme situation happening RIGHT now! 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just figured adding a flaming dragon would boost sales... but no cap, collectors are gonna lose it." 🤖💔 So, get your wallets ready, cause in just a few weeks, you’ll either be the Pokémon Master or the one crying into their Pika plushie. 💰💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Pokémon TCG will be the new cryptocurrency. Watch it explode! 🌌🚀😱