🎬🍿 Urchin: The Film That’s Basically a “Hold My Beer” to Your Netflix Anxiety Script! 🥴🔥 So here’s the tea ☕️: Harris Dickinson, aka “that dude from Triangle of Sadness who totally stole your heart” ❤️, just dropped his directorial debut, Urchin! And let me tell you, it's serving more raw emotions than a sushi chef on steroids. 🍣💀 Imagine if your Homelessness Awareness Month became a rom-com but with way more existential dread—yeah, that’s Urchin! 📉🤡 We’re vibing with Mike (played by Frank Dillane, aka “How to Lose Your Home in 10 Days”), who’s out here trying to adult while fighting a one-man battle against addiction. Like, bro, just stop scrolling TikTok and get your life together! 🚀 Real quote from a “source” 😅: “Harris literally told me, ‘I wanted to make addiction relatable like my mom's 3rd Thanksgiving dinner. You can’t unsee that horror!’” Dude, no cap, this film is as relatable as that one guy at the party who keeps saying “this is fine” while the flames of his poor life choices dance around. 🔥🔥 Predictions: if you don’t cry while watching, you're probably a robot 🤖. And if this doesn’t get an Oscar, I’m convinced the awards are just a money-laundering scheme sponsored by “Stonks Inc.” 💰🚫 Share this if you wanna give your friends some “deep” cinema to mull over while they pretend to be existential! 😜✌️