🚨📱BREAKING: Your Android phone just got 3 FREE upgrades and it’s about to make your grandma’s memes look like Picasso! 💀✨ 🔥First off, hold onto your dunkaroos because you can now flex with a CUSTOM EMOJI CREATOR! That’s right, design emojis that scream "I’m too cool for school" while sending your friends emoji vegans crying 🥦💔. Why use boring stock emojis when you could send a crying cat with a monocle? 🤷‍♀️ Also, Google decided to resurrect the ghost of emojis past 🤖🔮 by improving their AI writing tool! Imagine writing texts like a Shakespearean bard while you’re actually just trying to convince your crush to swipe right 🙌. But wait, Google’s also pulling a fast one by killing off a feature that made Android phones, well, actually usable. 👀💔 Leaked developer quote: “Let’s just say, if you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it... oh wait, we’re out of rings.” 😭💍 No cap, with these upgrades, 2024 is about to be wild 🤯! My hot take? Google’s secretly prepping us for a world where we’re sending AI-generated emojis of ourselves to chat with other AIs, and I can’t tell if that’s based or cringe 😬. Keep your tinfoil hats ready! 🚀🌌