🔥📱🚀 **BREAKING: UPDF JUST GOT DUMBER THAN A ROCK!** (But in a cool way, I guess?) 🙃💀 Hold on to your devices, fam! UPDF is slapping some *AI superpowers* on your Apple gadgets like it’s the next Marvel movie! 📈🤖 *Imagine* your iPhone, iPad, and Mac having an existential crisis without Apple Intelligence! I can see it now: **iPhone**: “Am I a phone or an AI? 🤔” **Mac**: “Bro, chill. You're just here to edit PDFs. 🥴” And the best part? This *Page-Flinging Wizard* is only 1/6th the price of Adobe Acrobat! 💸💥 No cap, they must’ve stole that price tag from a clearance sale at the “RIP Your Wallet” store! 🛒 But wait, there’s MORE! 🥳 If you’re part of the "9to5Mac Cult" (aka readers), you get *43% off* PLUS two free months! *“That might as well be free real estate”* - *a very awake developer says.* 😂💰 But fr fr, what does UPDF even DO that Adobe doesn’t? Print money? Bring world peace? *Anyhoo, DROP THE STONKS!* 📈💀💸 🔮 *Prediction*: In 5 years, UPDF will be controlling our minds like a psychic cat 🐱‍👤. Who needs Adobe when you can just manifest your PDFs into existence? #RIPAdobe #UPDFTAKETHEWHEEL #ThisIsFine