🚨💥BREAKING: DeepSeek JUST dropped V3.1 and y’all it’s WILDER than my wifi during a Zoom call! 🥴🌪️ In a world where updates are as exciting as watching paint dry 🎨, DeepSeek decided to shake things up like a toddler on a sugar rush 🍭! They added a *LONGER context window*—because we all know adding “longer” is the tech equivalent of “we swear, we’re actually doing something!” 💅💅 But the real tea? 🌊☕ Local media is out here pointing fingers at CEO Liang Wenfeng, claiming he’s such a perfectionist that R2 is basically stuck in a waiting room like it’s a DMV on a Tuesday. 🤦‍♂️💀 “Why rush genius?” he probably said while sipping overpriced coffee. “Let’s make the update as riveting as watching grass grow!” 🌱🤡 🤖👀 Meanwhile, in the dev room, you can imagine this convo: “Hey Liang, how about we just... you know, RELEASE it?” “No, we must refine until it’s the Mona Lisa of updates!” 🎨 “Dude, it’s just an AI, not a masterpiece.” So, what’s next? I predict V3.1 comes with holographic features, but only if you mail a letter to 1995. Get ready to stonks 📈🚀... or not. CRINGE! Catch you on the flip side when AIs start giving us emotional support! 💀🤖🔥