🔥🤡 BREAKING: Unthread's PLAN to save us from Slack Chaos at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 🚀💼💀 So, hold onto your laptops, fam! Unthread is rolling up with a genius plan to clean up our good ol’ Slack channels, which is basically like trying to mop up a flood with a taco 🌮💦. Apparently, they’re dropping *AI-powered support bots* like they’re going out of style! 💥🤖 Now, I know what you're thinking: "AI support bots? Sounds like a good way to get *pwned* in my own channels!" 🤦‍♂️💔 But NO CAP, these bots are currently slinging their magic for high-profile peeps like Intuit and Lemonade🍋💸. You know, businesses that probably have their lives together while we’re all stuck in Slack purgatory, praying for inspiration as our colleagues @ mention a whole ass 57 times 🤨. But let’s be real, if their *TechSavvy Bots* don't shine at Disrupt, we’re about to see one of the biggest tech meltdowns since *Google Wave.* (Google who? Exactly. 🚫) Can you imagine the cringe if they crash on stage? The ultimate *this is fine* meme moment, 🔥🔥🔥 ✨*Leaked developer quote*: "If this doesn't work, we're going elon mode and just throwing money at the problem!" ✨ Mark my words: If Unthread doesn’t fix our Slack nightmares, we’re all gonna end up trading our productivity for *cat GIFs* by 2026! 🐱💻 #UnthreadOrBust