🚨💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💥🚨: Google is out here playing whack-a-mole with its own Pixel Tablet accessories, like “oops, we meant to drop this *Pixel Tablet Pen* in the same dumpster fire as the Stadia” 😂🔥. What’s next? The Pixel Pencil? The Pixel Paintbrush? 🤡✏️🖌️ So, let’s talk facts, fam: 🤔 This sleek stylus, which is as elusive as a well-optimized JavaScript app, was supposed to be the cherry on top of Google's pixelated sundae 🍨💔. But no worries, you can snag one from Amazon NOW (for what? 🤷‍♂️ $29.99? We're still in the era of stonks, right? 📈💰). Here’s the tea: leaked dev quote 💬 "We thought people would just finger paint on their tablets🤷‍♂️. Guess we underestimated how much people love gadgets." Google, honey, that’s the most iconic cope I’ve heard since Microsoft tried to convince me Windows ME was “shipping it right.” 😂💀 In conclusion: If anyone wants a Pixel Tablet Pen, slide into my DMs. I’ve got a whole carton of “This is fine” memes waiting for you. 💔🔥 And mark my words, within 5 years, this pen will be the hottest collector's item when Google decides to drop Pixel Tablet NFTs. 🤑🚀 C’mon, you know it’s going to happen! #Based #Cringe #MemeEconomy