🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE IS TRYING TO SELL YOU GLASS! 🍏💀 Listen up, fam, unless you’ve been living under a rock (or maybe a sad Android), Apple is dropping iOS 26 like it’s hot 🔥 this fall, bringing *Liquid Glass* to your iPhone 15 Pro! 🥴💦 Yeah, you heard that right! This isn’t just any glass, this is the "I’m-too-expensive-for-you" kinda glass. Stonks📈, right? But wait—while we sip our over-priced lattes, let’s talk about that sweet *Visual Intelligence* feature they threw in there like someone’s late-night taco order 🌮🌌. Wanna flex your brainpower? You can now screen calls so Mom can’t ask why you haven’t “settled down” yet! 🤡😂🎉 But let's get real: Is this just Apple's way of saying, "Hold my Liquid Glass while I keep charging you for the same phone every year?" 🤔💰 Remember when the big news was an app? Now it’s all “hey, look, we made your Control Center look fancier!” **This is fine.** 🚧🔥 Developer “leaked” quote: “Bro, this is just a ploy to get people to buy protective cases again… the ‘glass’ better be at least 10x cooler than my ex!” 💔🤖 Hot take: By 2025, Apple is gonna sell us an empty box for $999 and call it the iPhone 20 — and we’ll buy it! 🤑💀 #BasedOnWhat 🤯 SHARE THIS CHAOS, fam! 🚀💥