🚨💤 HOLD UP! Are you still customizing your lock screen like it’s 2015? 🤢🥱 Get ready for the *next* wave of *GENIUS* ideas with iOS 26 and that shiny new iPhone 17! 💥📱✨ 🔥 First off, let’s talk about the Liquid Glass aesthetic. Does it actually make your phone waterproof? Nah, but it definitely does make your *ex* jealous 🔥💔. This aesthetic is so glossy that when you drop it, it might just slide off into another dimension. 🚀💫 But wait, here’s the REAL tea ☕💁‍♂️: You can fully deck out your lock screen with images, fonts, and widgets that scream, “I’m a chaotic genius!” 💀🤡 Imagine a lock screen that showcases your pet iguana in a tuxedo 🦎🤵 while also updating you on the current stonks 📈💰. THAT'S how you flex at brunch! So, here’s a leaked quote from an Apple dev: “We thought about making it easier, but like, have you seen how many TikToks are trending?” 🤖💬 In conclusion, if you’re not customizing your iOS 26 lock screen to reflect your emotional state like a true art piece, are you even living? 🤔💁‍♀️ **Prediction:** By 2025, custom lock screens will be a form of currency. 💸💥 *GET ON THE TRAIN OR GET LEFT BEHIND.* 🚂🔥