🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE INSTAGRAM SPHERE 💥🚨 You ever feel like Instagram is just listening in on your deepest, darkest secrets? Well, hold onto your selfies because THEY ARE! 📸😱 But don’t 🕵️‍♂️ panic, fam, because Adam “Safety Dad” Mosseri just dropped a hot take about the new *location-sharing* feature. 🗺️👀 “Look,” he said, “You *don’t* have to give us your location, but some of y’all are confused AF!” 🤡 Just like your uncle at Thanksgiving trying to use TikTok, right? No cap, it’s opt-in, which basically means you have to volunteer yourself to the world’s biggest social experiment. 💀✈️ He’s out here trying to make us feel better while we’re over here like the “this is fine” dog surrounded by flames. 🔥🚒 But like — who even asked for this? Next, they’ll have a feature showing your ex’s location so you can avoid them at all costs. 🥴💔 💬 “We’re not spying, we’re just... uh... enhancing user experience?” said an *imaginary* Instagram dev. (“Also, we need to sell those location-based ads. Stonks!”) 📈💰 So here’s the hot take: mark my words, next week, Instagram will introduce “geo-challenges” where you must check in at random weird spots for points and clout. 💥🚀 #BraceYourself Get ready to be the *main character* of your own cringe reality show! 🎬🤖