💡🚨 BREAKING: Unleash your inner genius with the MEMORYOS EXPERT PLAN! 😱💀 No cap, this is not an infomercial you scrolled past at 3 AM unless you’re actually INSANE and want to drop $250 on a "brain trainer." That’s right, for the LOW LOW price of $249.99 (originally $749.95—sorry, I’m still coughing from the sheer SHOCK) you can boost your recall by a whopping 70%! 🤯✨ #Stonks *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Y’all really gonna pay THAT much to remember where you left your keys?? Do you even know what you could buy with that? Like an actual brain? 🤡" *Drake Points: 🎯* "Remembering your mom's birthday? This is a W!" 💪 *Crying in the corner: 😢* "But they keep forgetting which memory they trained on!" So why memeing over your short-term memory when you could be living your best life on the couch scrolling TikTok for hours? 🌌🚀 Remembering what you DID last summer? Psh, who needs that? 🥴 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, Apple’s going to sell you a brain implant to “remember” things automatically. Get ready for that iBrain upgrade, fam! 🤖💰💥