🎉🚨 BIG ALERT, iPhone users! iOS 26 just dropped and apple doesn’t want you to have a boring lock screen anymore. 😱📱 It’s time to elevate your game from “meh” to “WOW, IS THAT A HOLOGRAM OR WHAT?!?” 🤯✨ Say hello to *Spatial Scenes*! 💫 Forget flat backgrounds from 2005, this new feature is so responsive it'll make your background feel like it’s doing the cha-cha every time you move your phone! 💃⚡ You can practically hear your wallpaper saying “I see you, baby!” as you shimmy that device. 📸🕺 No cap, it’s like having a mini IMAX theater right in your pocket! 🍿🎬 *Super leaked developer quote*: “We decided to make your lock screen holographic because we saw too many plain backgrounds and said NO MORE! 🤡💀” Sure, it only works on your lock screen, but who even unlocks their phone anyway? It’s all about LOOKS, fam! ✨👀 Just wait until you try to impress your crush by showing them your “dynamic” wallpaper while your apps crash in the background. 🔥HOT TAKE: Get ready for the next big thing—*holographic phone calls*! FaceTime coming to you LIVE in 3D! 🛸 Brace yourselves, the future is here and it’s a chaotic mess! 🤖💸🚀 #Stonks