🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Your wallet’s about to feel lighter than a feather in a hurricane! 🌪️💸 If you’re looking to snag free Amazon Prime (because who needs extra cash for food, right? 🍕💀), ditch your current plan like it’s a bad Tinder date and jump on Metro by T-Mobile’s FLEXIBLE plan! 💪✨ Here’s the tea ☕: For just $60 a month, you could be flexin’ that unlimited lifestyle AND getting Prime included. That’s right, you can THRIVE while some of y’all are still tryna survive with Wi-Fi from the Stone Age! 🦖💻 Scoop up all the memes, documentaries, and random prime shipping necessities you didn't know you needed (hello, 12-pack of rubber duckies 🦆🛁)! Let’s take a listen in on a “leaked” conversation between Metro execs: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: “Do people REALLY want unlimited data?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “After TikTok? They want a LIFE UNLIMITED.” 👩‍💻 Dev 3: “And throw in Prime? Now THAT’S a stonks move!” 📈💥 Wake up, fam! 🚀🔥 This is your ticket to not only binge-watch but also blast off into a universe where your phone plan and streaming subscription are essentially BFFs. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Metro will drop a phone that doubles as your personal Amazon delivery drone and also plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth on repeat. 🌌🎶 #MemeReality 🤣💥🔥 Now GO SHARE this before the Wi-Fi police come for me! 👮💾