🚨🌪️BREAKING NEWS: United Airlines Plane Hits... A WEATHER BALLOON?! 😱💨💫 Oh, you thought space debris was gonna take down a plane? LMAO, you got outsmarted by a *floating party decoration*. 🎈🤡 Like, what’s next? A flock of seagulls? 🦅✈️ Last week, United Airlines flight 1093 tried to catch a vibe in the sky but got smacked by a weather balloon instead. Yes, you read that right—a W-E-A-T-H-E-R B-A-L-L-O-O-O-O-N! 😂💔 According to Kai Marshland (who sounds like a dystopian AI character fr fr), this balloon is from WindBorne Systems. I can hear the devs now: *"Weather balloons: 1, Airplanes: 0"*. *Seethe harder, United.* Imagine the pilots: “I thought it was space debris, turns out it was just a Google Maps balloon from the kid’s birthday party down below!” 🍭🎉 Talk about a plot twist! The meme ROI here is astronomical. 🚀💰 *In a leaked convo, one United pilot grumbled*: “Honestly, I would have preferred space junk. At least I could say we fought off aliens!” 👽💀 Prediction: My hot take? This is the beginning of the *Escape the Weather Balloon* video game trend. Get ready for new comfort gaming experiences, folks—no cap! 😂🔥 #BalloonsAreTheRealThreat