🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Labor Unions vs. Trump’s Secret Social Media Stasi! 🤡💼💥 In a plot twist that even the wildest Hollywood screenwriters couldn't dream up, three labor unions have decided to throw down in a NY federal court! 🤯 That's right, fam; they’re suing the Trump administration over their cringe attempts to snoop on visa holders' social media. 📱👀 Imagine a world where the government scrolls through your memes like a thirsty ex checking your IG. YIKES! 😂💀 The lawsuit is serving up some serious “this is fine” vibes while they try to block the feds from finding out who’s roasting them on Twitter. Like, sorry, but shouting “stonks” at your meme stock doesn't make you a terrorist, fam! 💰🚀 👀 Leaked convo alert! “Yo, why are we checking their TikToks?” “Cuz we can't handle the heat, bro. And what if they post 🔥 dance moves about us?” “Cope! Just wait until they find my old MySpace!” 🥴💀 In the end, I predict this ends with a TikTok challenge, “Snoop or Not Snoop,” and Trump attempting to create his own social media platform called "Meme Freedom." No cap. Stay tuned, it’s about to get spicy! 🍿🔥💥