🎉 GET READY TO GLOW UP, WRITERS! 🖊️✨ This just in: Ulysses 👩‍💻 has dropped a *SICK* update with a pristine Liquid Glass design that’s shinier than your cousin's new Tesla 🚗💦! The devs are like, “This is a massive update 🤯” — which in tech-speak means, “We’ve made the app prettier but you still won't write that novel.” 💀 Hold up, here’s a leaked quote from a Ulysses dev while sipping oat milk: “We fully embrace Liquid Glass. Our users will think they’re typing on a futuristic spaceship 🚀, while we sit back and count our stonks 💰.” But fam, let's be real. This update is just a glow-up for an app that’s already more basic than your friend’s TikTok dance routine. Fr fr, it's still the same app you use to procrastinate on your screenplay. If it’s not AI-powered to write my Tinder bio, does it even matter? 🤔🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Ulysses will offer a service that promises to bring your texts to life — but only if you wear VR goggles and sacrifice a slice of avocado toast! 🥑👀 Share this and let’s get Ulysses trending like it’s 2014 again! 🐝🎉