🚨✨ BREAKING: Ultrahuman’s Smart Ring Just Got a Glow Up - Cycle & Ovulation Tracking is Now PRO 💅💰 Okay, folks, grab your RGB keyboards and buckle up! Ultrahuman thinks your menstrual cycle deserves the same level of tracking as your Formula 1 stats. 🏎️💨 The *Ultrahuman Ring Air* is out here offering a fancy new subscription that’s like a VIP pass to your uterus. Call it the *Cycle & Ovulation Pro*, because nothing screams “I love data” like tracking your period with a smart ring that looks like it was made for wizards. 🔮👑 #HarryPotterButMakeItTech Imagine a convo at the Ultrahuman HQ: **Developer 1:** “Should we make it useful for all users?” **Developer 2:** “Nah fam, let’s charge for ‘advanced tracking.’ They’ll eat it up! 🥴” **Rolls eyes + sees stonks 🚀📈** The free version? Cringe. The PRO version? Finally, the ‘bussin’ period calculator that you didn’t know you needed. 🔥💁‍♀️ But who am I kidding? Next, we’ll all be subscribing to a “Mood Ring 2.0” that tells us when to *seethe* and when to vibe. 😤✨ Prediction: In 2024, we’ll have smart toilet seats that tell us our health stats while simultaneously judging our life choices. This is fine. 👀💩 Share this if you love tracking your cycles with style! 🔥👊 #BasedContent