🚨🔮 BREAKING: Ultrahuman’s Ring Air just leveled up your ovulation game, fam! No cap, it’s got an algorithm that’s more on point than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! 💔💀 👀 So they slapped an algorithm from intravaginal monitors onto a ring?? 🤔 The tech world is officially wilding! Like, congrats Ultrahuman, you managed to turn a fertility monitor into a piece of jewelry – talk about the ultimate glow-up! 💍🔥 🔍 “I basically just Googled ‘How do I track my cycle without being a total weirdo?’ and boom, Ring Air was born” — *leaked dev chat, probably* 💌💬 Now, you'll know if "that time of the month" is all about the mood swings or just your friends triggering your PTSD with their group chats! This is fine meme levels of chaos. 🔥🤡 And here’s where it gets spicy 🤤: Can we REALLY trust tech companies with our eggs? Last time I checked, they can barely keep track of my Netflix suggestions! 🍕👀 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll have rings that literally yell, “YOU’RE LATE! GET A TEST!” 🤖💰 Brace yourselves for the future of fertility, folks… and your inevitable rise to TikTok fame as the *Ovulation Guru*™! 😂💸 #RingAirOrDieTryin