🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, CYCLE WARRIORS! 💥🚨 In a plot twist nobody saw coming thicker than the conspiracy theories surrounding the moon landing, Ultrahuman just teamed up with viO to drop the most *revolutionary* cycle and ovulation tracking feature since sliced bread 🥖✨. We’re talking about a PowerPlug 🤖💪 that’s supposedly gonna help women get their cycles on lock 🔒. THIS IS FINE (cue the dog in a burning room) 🐶🔥. Let’s be real, folks: tracking your ovulation is like trying to fix a bug in a spaghetti code base – full of missed deadlines and emotional breakdowns 💀💔. But Ultrahuman’s got the cure for your cycle chaos! 💁‍♀️💥 According to “some guy” in the dev team, “It’s the future, bro, like stonks but for your lady bits! 💸” As if the world wasn’t chaotic enough, now we can obsessively analyze when to send our eggs to the market like (back to the) stonks 📈! Drake’s pointing to our calendars like, “This is the way!” Get ready for the hottest hot take: in 2024, we’ll all be tracking our cycles on smart fridges. Yeah, I said it. 💅 #EndTimes #OvulationAutomate