🚀🔥 Y’all, the ULA Vulcan rocket just had its first operational launch, and you know what that means? BASICALLY the tech equivalent of your grandma saying she’s “on the internet” now. 🤡💻 Like, congrats ULA! We see you finally learned how to press the “launch” button! 🎉🔴 But hold up! 🚨 Before you start throwing stonks up in the air like you’re Elon dropping “10% discounts” on Mars vacations, let’s not act like ULA isn’t the tech version of that one friend who always says “they’ll be there in 5 minutes” but shows up 30 mins late. 🤦‍♂️💀 Leak alert! 📜👀 Rumor has it a developer at ULA mumbled under his breath, “This is fine” as the rocket burst into flames—a classic Drake meme moment right there! 😂🤳 Meanwhile, ULA’s like “Remember kids, work smarter, not harder.” Spoiler: they’re only working harder, no cap. 💰 So as they gear up for the next big test, just remember: if rockets can launch, so can your hopes—hopefully with less dramz. 🤷‍♂️🔥🔥 Hot take: I predict that ULA's next launch will be powered by positive vibes and copium. 💨✨🚀 Who needs real fuel when you have the energy of “I can’t even”? Watch me bring up space TikTok next! 😤🌌