🚨👀 BREAKING: i.AI is like that kid in school who promises to bring chips to the party but shows up empty-handed. The UK government unit – ya know, the ones trying to save civil service efficiency while being about as appealing as a wet sponge – is offering a solid £67K. But here's the catch: NO ONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THEM! 🤡💸 They spent less than half their budget last year because recruitment is taking longer than a Windows update. They’re out here trying to recruit top talent, but it’s like, “Looking for developers? 🤔 More like searching for unicorns in a sea of expired memes!” 🦄💀 💬 One "leaked" quote from a weary i.AI dev said: "I'd rather program my fridge to make me tacos than work on this. At least the fridge doesn't ghost me." 🤖🌮🔥 So what do they need to do? Step it up, fam! Offer some sick perks, like unlimited snacks, a mandatory daily dance break, or a working-from-beach policy! 🏖️💪 They need to stop with the ‘cringe’ approach and get ‘based’ with their recruitment or wait until the robots take over. 🚀💥 HOT TAKE: If they don’t recruit properly, we may as well let our toaster handle the civil service. 🥴🔌 “This is fine,” they'll say, as our AI overlords take the reins. Who's ready for a civil service run by sentient bread? 🤷‍♂️🍞💼 Share this chaos if you wanna be part of the revolution! 🔥💰