🚨💸 Hold onto your wallets, fam! The legendary George Osborne, aka the UK’s “What If” Chancellor, just dropped a spicy take hotter than a crypto miner’s GPU during a heatwave! 🌞💻💀 According to our boy George, the UK has officially hit the “missed it by THAT much” level on the crypto wave. 🎢🌊 You know, like when you’re late for the party, and everyone already has their hands on a massive crypto bag and you’re still at home in your PJs. 🤡🛋️ He’s like the wise uncle who warns you to stop being a noob and get in before the stablecoins make their grand entrance. 🚀💰 But alas, the UK is just chilling while the rest of the world is making STONKS 📈! George is practically screaming, “This is fine!” while stablecoins are out there looking like the upcoming Avengers of Finance. 🔥💥 💬 “I told the government to stop sleeping on crypto, but they just looked at me like I suggested they invest in Beanie Babies.” - an imaginary, balding crypto dev on a Zoom call. 👩‍💻🔮 In conclusion: If the UK doesn’t hop on the stablecoin train soon, they might as well just hand the finance crown to the US and start a TikTok dance in shame. 💃💔 My hot take? In five years, stablecoins will toss the UK into a crypto black hole they can never escape. 📉😱 What does "stable" even mean in a market that loves chaos? 🤷‍♂️💥 Let’s goooooo!