🚨🚨 UK POLICE WENT FULL CYBERPUNK 💀🔍 #BigBrotherVibes Hold up! The UK is out here like 🤖 "why not slap a little AI on that crime problem?" and suddenly we’re living in a dystopian Netflix series! 🤡💀 Imagine police vans rolling around London with giant, creepy facial recognition tech scanning your face like it’s a 5-star review on Yelp! 🍔🌟 *Leaked Quote: “Honestly, I thought we were just going to be monitoring traffic… now I feel like I’m in a real-life Black Mirror episode.” - a *totally real* UK police officer* They’re not even trying to hide the surveillance overreach, fam. No cap, it’s giving ‘this is fine’ vibes while they pile on the AI like it’s whipped cream on a mediocre sundae 🍦🤮. London: where crime fighting meets *extreme* privacy invasion! Drake is over here pointing at UK’s approach like “Nah, fam, that’s a baseless plan.” 🤨 Stonks are crashing in the trust department, and we just can’t cope! 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next stop? AI doing your grocery shopping but also reporting you for wearing a questionable outfit! 👀 Get ready, future! 🍕🚀💰 Share this before the algorithms come for you! 🥴💔