🔥🚨 BREAKING TECH CHAOS: Ukraine’s Cyberpunk Adventure Gets a New Villain - CABINETRAT! 🐭🖥️ So, grab your tin foil hat, folks, because it’s about to get WEIRD! 😱🤡 Ukraine’s Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT-UA) just dropped the ultimate "hold my beer" moment with a warning about CABINETRAT! 😳💻✨ That’s right, a backdoor so sneaky it makes your ex look honest. This rat’s been creeping through ZIP files like it’s your aunt during Thanksgiving—totally unnecessary! 🤐💔 They’re calling them XLL add-ins, which sounds like some kind of underwhelming PowerPoint presentation, but trust me, it’s worse. It's like giving someone the stonks hand while they’re holding a nuclear button! 💰💣 Leaked developer quote? “At this point, I’m convinced these hackers just wanna make Excel as cringe as their Tinder bios.” 💀💔 And what are we doing about it? Nada. Just chilling like the "This is fine" dog in a factory fire. 🐶🔥 Prediction time! By 2028, Microsoft will launch a new program called "Excel, but Make It Secure"—**complete with a built-in laser cannon** to zap any malicious XLL files. 🚀💥🔥 Do you even cyber, bro? SHARE THIS and let’s meme this disaster into oblivion! 🤖💯