🚨🤑💥 BREAKING: The UK just got hit with a CRAZY new twist in the Instagram saga, and it’s giving “pay-to-play” vibes harder than a kid begging for Robux! 🎮💸 Say goodbye to ads, and hello to being poor with the new ad-free Instagram and Facebook - all for the low, low price of just £3.99/month if you’re fancy and using iOS 🥵🤖. 👀 “This is fine,” said every UK user while continuing to scroll through thirst traps and baby pics 🍼😩. But now we're *paying* to NOT see them? That’s some galaxy brain move right there! 🚀✨ Imagine this convo in the Meta break room: 👨‍💻 Developer: “What’s the best way to monetize our users?” 👩‍💻 Developer: “How about charging them to escape the ads? 🤡” 👨‍💻 Developer: “BRB, cooking up some stonks. 💰” And get this, it only costs you a mere £2.99/month on the web because mobile users need to fund Zuckerberg’s next yacht, obviously. 🤷‍♂️🛥️ Prediction time: By 2025, Meta will launch Insta Premium: a subscription service that literally charges you to see your friends’ posts! 😱💀 Mark my words, fam! Cope and seethe, my dudes, cause this has “cringe” written ALL over it! 💀😂🔥