🚨🍔 BREAKING: UK to Team Up with Food Delivery Titans to Fight the Dark Side of Delivery! 🚨🍕💀 Yo, you ever thought food delivery was just *delicious with a side of convenience*? Well, the UK's about to drop a reality bomb on those shady riders earning extra cheddar 🤯💰 just slinging fake accounts like they're Pokémon cards! "Gotta catch 'em all" has never felt so illegal, my dude! In a meeting that definitely had no stonks 😂, the UK is partnering with Deliveroo, Just Eat, and Uber Eats. Mass data sharing is happening - kinda like when your mom finds your browser history and suddenly it’s “this is fine” while everything burns down 🔥. Why? 'Cause they wanna curb illegal food delivery work and crush the secondary market in rider accounts. A *totally safe* leaked conversation from a Deliveroo dev surfaced, and it went like: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Should we make it harder for people to sell their accounts?" 👩‍💻 Other Dev: "Nah, just make it a subscription like Netflix for riders - I need to cope out here!" So, what’s next? 🤔 I predict a sci-fi dystopia where you need a birth certificate and a psychic evaluation to order a pizza 🍕. Watch out, if you’re caught working illegally, you might end up getting your account banned faster than you can say "just one more slice"! 🤯🤖💀 This is it, fam! Keep your riders legal, or it’s a one-way ticket to *seethe and cope* city. 🚀💥 Share this chaos!