🚀💰✨ *Quantum Computing is the new black* ✨💰🚀 Can we get a *"stonks"* meme for UK-based Phasecraft? Because they're out here pulling a $34M Series B like it’s nothing! 💸💸 So, Phasecraft is basically like that one smart kid in your class who’s developing algorithms to make quantum computers ACTUALLY work (no cap). They’re working on this mega-cool quantum thingy that can supposedly unlock value EVEN if the qubits are error-prone. Sounds like my last relationship. 😂💔 Listen up, because 🗣️ *leaked developer quote* incoming: “Honestly, we just teach the quantum hardware to do remedial math. You'd be surprised how often it *seethes* itself into success.” 🤖📉🔥 Oh, and let’s not forget who’s co-leading this cash party: Plural, Playground Global, and Novo Holdings. Sounds like a tech startup version of a cringe high school group project. 🙄💀 So here’s my hot take: in less than 5 years, your coffee machine will be quantum powered, and you'll be arguing with it on Twitter. 🤖☕ *This is fine*... right? 🤡 #QuantumChaos #MemeTheFuture #AlgorithmicGurus