🚨💀 ATTENTION UK, we’ve got a *situation* on our hands! 💀🚨 So the big brainz in the UK thought they could just snap their fingers and BOOM - *no more ransomware payments* 💰❌ But *plot twist,* local companies just hit them with the “uh, no cap” response. It turns out, trying to ban paying ransoms is as effective as putting a band-aid on a broken leg! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ "Even if you take away the money, the hackers are still gonna be like wHaT dO yOu MeAn, no cash? Guess I’ll just hacksaw your services! 🔥🔫" said one *totally legit* anonymous dev we totally didn't just make up. 😂 Looks like the UK government is just asking for a whole new meaning to “this is fine” 🔥🦖 as they plan on collapsing more than just a few services. Like, c’mon guys, even *Drake* wouldn’t be pointing at this plan, it’s pure *cringe* 😩🙅‍♂️ Pro tip: If your strategy is “ban it and hope it goes away,” you might as well be *stealing candy from a baby* - they’re still gonna throw a tantrum! 🚀 🔮🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: Next week, we’ll all be paying ransoms with NFTs instead. $RansomCoin is gonna take off! To the moon, baby! 🚀💰